gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via ampersamm)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via ampersamm)

elliotexplicit:

dudultv:

thekreid:

I love this

WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!

This rocks my socks.

(Source: chai-with-tai, via andrysb24)

(Source: chainsonlybreakmes, via guy)

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

(Source: nickholmes, via guy)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via guy)

nuskill:

Cry and sp00n fighting in a Mario Kart (idk what version) XD 

Full video here

(via peptobisbutt)

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via guy)

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

(via guy)

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

(via guy)